Friday, April 04, 2014

Just Setting The Tone Here...

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi


Emily Kinder said...

this is stupid. And you took the blogging adress I wanted. Can you delete this blog?

e. nonee moose said...

Dearest Em!

So nice of you to drop by! I so rarely have visitors these days! Of course the fact that I *never* update this blog might have something to do with that. It was a busier place in times gone by, yes it was.

Nonetheless, this has been my blog for something like twelve years now and I don't see any reason to just give it up to someone who can't even be bothered to ask nicely for it. (Now admittedly, even if you had asked nicely I probably wouldn't have given it to you but you could have at least made the effort if you wanted to be taken seriously.)

So, Emily Kinder, politely piss off and go make some paper crafts or whatever it is you do in your spare time.

Semper Fi